What the what?

I couldn't hear you....let me put on my Giant Bunny Ears Hat and see if that helps.

Available at Asos for $33.82

Two Questions

1. What's with these "combo" pieces?



2. Do you think even SJP could pull this one off?

Alexander Wang Overalls. $451

Multiple Choice Quiz: Taryn Rose "Kelsey"

The worst thing about these is:


A. The matronly shape plus cha-cha-cha sequins

B. The original retail price of $425

C. The fact that there's only 4 left in stock as of 7 p.m. Pacific time at Rue la la.

D. All of the above.

Fear not; they're also at Zappos here.

Woopsey!

Dear Rachel Roy,

Your dresses are so pretty. What happened?

Love,
Us


If you, too, need to hide your accidents in public, the pants are available here.

Short + Brave?

Remember those tin-can stilts from elementary school phys ed? Remember how fun it was to teeter around on them because you just might break something? That daredevil fun is back. Come on everybody, let's all run with scissors!

Joe's Jeans "Brenda" for $180

Go "Topless"

"Topless Sandals" are the new summer footwear trend featured on "The Tony Danza Show." No straps required...they stick to your feet!

Want your "Topless Sandals" to look more like real sandals? "Toe Thongs" also are available.

Only $15 for both. That's slightly less than the cost of a pair of real sandals or one or more pairs of inexpensive rubber flip flops. Available at http://www.topless-sandals.com/

Sedona rebel

I live in Sedona with my sister, who is a teacher at the 'alternative' kindergarten. Unlike her, I don't believe in being bound by wage slavery. I am a rebel; I am an artist. I believe in appropriating the cultural images of our tribal neighbors. Symbols cannot be owned; this is an authoritarian, capitalistic view. I reject these classist notions because I am unfettered by bourgeois economic needs.

Regularly $620, it's currently half price here.

Friendly reminder as summer approaches

You do not look like her and, thus, cannot wear this.

Don't even try it.
Unless you want to look like a salami.

Hand me down

"Strategically placed" hand appliqués show your date exactly where to grope you after one too many mojitos. Available here.

Why does my boyfriend hate me?

My boyfriend gave me these shorts. What is this monstrosity, you ask? They're See by Chloe and they're called the Rolled Stretch Denim Boyfriend Shorts. I'm beginning to think that my boyfriend hates me.

Ugly Shoe Monday

Bahia Python Thong Sandals With Ankle Cuff

Cocobelle $70Zip Up Python Rainbow Gladiator Bootie Thongs...all the elements.

Mia $49.99
Uh?

Dolce & Gabbana $576

There's also a low top version, if you prefer.

Jimmy Choo $495
"Pull Me, Take Me, Love Me, Destine" Oh yes, now it all makes sense.

Giuseppe Zanotti $476

¡Mambo Caliente!

There's something about South Beach: the vibrant sunshine, the vintage glamour; the nightlife; the exotic, beautiful people. But in the late fall and winter, when the sun goes down, there can be certain chill wafting on the sea breezes.

Someday you may find yourself on Ocean Drive at 4 a.m. walking back to your Art Deco-era hotel on the arm of the hot Latin man, name unknown, with whom you've just danced for five hours. Although he's gallantly draped his linen Brioni sportcoat around your bare shoulders, you realize your ankles and calves are painfully cold.

This is why the Trasparenze Anachis Footless Knee High was invented. Available at Alex Blake.