Stay away, Spring

We were looking forward to spring, until we saw these flamenco shorts. These will add camouflaging volume to your tummy and thighs, which I'm sure is just what you need, while leaving your fanny uncluttered so every ripple can show. We can appreciate a strategically placed ruffle, but this should be illegal.

$715 takes them home, here.

Words escape me.

Really, Marc, really?! I really don't know what to say.

Stam and I are going to go sob quietly in the corner now.

Should you want to make your hips bigger you can find these shorts here. Tissues not included.