The Pedicure Boot

"Anonymous sources tell us this exquisite piece will cause captivating controversy."

Costume National sandal boots, on sale for $378 (from $805) here.

Multiple Choice Quiz: Taryn Rose "Kelsey"

The worst thing about these is:


A. The matronly shape plus cha-cha-cha sequins

B. The original retail price of $425

C. The fact that there's only 4 left in stock as of 7 p.m. Pacific time at Rue la la.

D. All of the above.

Fear not; they're also at Zappos here.