Floral Leggings

Have you ever had a nightmare where you are sitting in your grandmother's house and suddenly the room grows dark, a cackling laugh starts emanating from the closet, sparks shoot forth from the fireplace and the curtains fly off their rods, enveloping your poor frail body, suffocating the life out of you and, as darkness closes in, you weep for death by ugly floral prints? Not only can you relive that memory but you can force it on everyone you pass in the street when you wear these leggings.

Available from Modcloth, $17.99