tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45306717298610639092024-02-07T03:23:30.092-08:00VIYMWe vomit in our mouths...just a little.Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-53238517803583664712012-08-13T11:32:00.002-07:002012-08-13T11:32:27.101-07:00Over to PinterestWe've moved over to Pinterest! Come follow us there at http://pinterest.com/golbeck/viym/Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-77462412105737465932011-04-03T15:29:00.000-07:002011-04-03T15:29:33.166-07:00Hey Stella!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyZGVRQxgWPzjWWwXsWJEwXQwzdgGtTlw0dwitZ0WleK9UIJC67hP8kJQxtv5ee0nDzs8UPWmOhWfcKq4wg_fniu3qhC3D1Z6ROMYCsfEtqHaEAxI1sE93RRd3I-rf24kTEdvVEUkwTkk/s1600/stella.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyZGVRQxgWPzjWWwXsWJEwXQwzdgGtTlw0dwitZ0WleK9UIJC67hP8kJQxtv5ee0nDzs8UPWmOhWfcKq4wg_fniu3qhC3D1Z6ROMYCsfEtqHaEAxI1sE93RRd3I-rf24kTEdvVEUkwTkk/s1600/stella.jpg" /></a></div>Are you listening? We need your attention! We have a thing or two to say to you about this jumpsuit...<br />
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</div>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-10089319054349560062011-04-03T10:00:00.000-07:002011-04-03T10:01:43.707-07:00Romper RiddleHow do you put <a href="http://www.openingceremony.us/products.asp?menuid=2&designerid=6&productid=32757">this</a> on <span style="font-size:78%;">(bitch)</span>?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1ZTOA5yo1IlJfsM5b0ebXGWSnzCwKaz4BTKURfhy6sJTgdBp2RsSJ975H5y_5TMolZcOHtXXkeaS0aDaVtoFSD_VDfR786r86bEpJhE6EJTDcjWqNTqU3irEWtvAT0zEpFS1Y06jAvXY/s1600/pop_32760_3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1ZTOA5yo1IlJfsM5b0ebXGWSnzCwKaz4BTKURfhy6sJTgdBp2RsSJ975H5y_5TMolZcOHtXXkeaS0aDaVtoFSD_VDfR786r86bEpJhE6EJTDcjWqNTqU3irEWtvAT0zEpFS1Y06jAvXY/s320/pop_32760_3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5591403485303618290" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-85639172299007705752011-02-24T22:53:00.000-08:002011-02-25T05:16:34.256-08:00Toe Shoes from HellNormally we really like Vivienne Westwood. In this case, we'll make an exception.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://ecommerce.viviennewestwood.co.uk/Vendors/bin/9fdfaf35f228930acd95c5aa32584802/media/jpg/a205x270/20101029142927878.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://ecommerce.viviennewestwood.co.uk/Vendors/bin/9fdfaf35f228930acd95c5aa32584802/media/jpg/a205x270/20101029142927878.jpg" width="275" border="0" height="400" /></a></div><br />In case you can't see what we see, note the "molded toe" that makes you look like you have feet like Fred Flintstone. Or Shrek. Or that your shoes are two sizes to small, and you wore them in the rain.<br /><br /><br />But it's time again for shoe math!<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://common1.csnimages.com/lf/3/hash/7626/2741064/1/Pleaser-Divine-440-Mary-Jane-in-Black-Patent.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://common1.csnimages.com/lf/3/hash/7626/2741064/1/Pleaser-Divine-440-Mary-Jane-in-Black-Patent.jpg" border="0" /> </a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.nextstudent.com/student-loan-blog/photos/070910/images/523/282x425.aspx" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://www.nextstudent.com/student-loan-blog/photos/070910/images/523/282x425.aspx" width="212" border="0" height="320" /> </a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/VibramFiveFingers/w118-hero.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/VibramFiveFingers/w118-hero.jpg" width="320" border="0" height="235" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://slopemedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/img-thing.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://slopemedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/img-thing.jpg" width="200" border="0" height="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://ecommerce.viviennewestwood.co.uk/Vendors/bin/9fdfaf35f228930acd95c5aa32584802/media/jpg/a205x270/20101029142927878.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://ecommerce.viviennewestwood.co.uk/Vendors/bin/9fdfaf35f228930acd95c5aa32584802/media/jpg/a205x270/20101029142927878.jpg" width="275" border="0" height="400" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe9Dxr8bjqgjrMjjZykMrQ_6c1KlD1wToJuDHFwWzXnqFGcEsY7cMdDUITLMPkIyVZT1lv7I6MDl-wa6jnzuFp_Tkky8JKpGuwFLsf_DKe9cRSm4ER1uzKd4uhT-SU-ikWQu3OBvSVCBo/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-02-25+at+8.15.44+AM.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 218px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe9Dxr8bjqgjrMjjZykMrQ_6c1KlD1wToJuDHFwWzXnqFGcEsY7cMdDUITLMPkIyVZT1lv7I6MDl-wa6jnzuFp_Tkky8JKpGuwFLsf_DKe9cRSm4ER1uzKd4uhT-SU-ikWQu3OBvSVCBo/s320/Screen+shot+2011-02-25+at+8.15.44+AM.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5577615373908654130" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></div>Get them <a href="http://www.viviennewestwood.co.uk/shop/womens-accessories/mary-jane-black-1203/" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">here</a>, for a mere $665. For gold, silver, and t-strap variations see <a href="http://www.viviennewestwood.co.uk/shop/womens-accessories/shoes/" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">here</a>.Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-63524597762738306382011-02-24T22:33:00.000-08:002011-02-24T22:33:08.708-08:00The birds, the bees and the bears<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Nature lovers: the <a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=20433983&pushId=W_NEWARRIVALS&popId=WOMENS&navCount=9&navAction=jump&itemCount=80&itemdescription=true&parentid=W_NEWARRIVALS&startValue=1&sortProperties=+subCategoryPosition" style="color: #660000;">"VeraMeat Hibernation Hump Ring"</a> can be yours for just $68. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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From the site: "As the moon comes out from behind the clouds and the coyotes begin to howl, grab your tambourine and slip into the Drums in the Wind Black Lace Pants to join the dancers around the blazing bonfire! Conjure the gypsy spirit with sheer flowing lace falling from a stretchy elastic waistband down to flared hems for a free-spirited look!" Currently unavailable <a href="http://www.lulus.com/products/drums-in-the-wind-black-lace-pants/34361.html" style="color: #660000;">here</a>.<br />
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Courtesy of our correspondent VIYMalexis. Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-62323512509249076602011-02-15T21:52:00.000-08:002011-02-15T21:53:30.565-08:00Stay away, Spring<div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;">We were looking forward to spring, until we saw these flamenco shorts. These will add camouflaging volume to your tummy and thighs, which I'm sure is just what you need, while leaving your fanny uncluttered so every ripple can show. We can appreciate a strategically placed ruffle, but this should be illegal.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><br />
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You with this hat-scarf thing are not cute. You are just <a href="http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Accessories/Hats+Scarves/How+it+Pandas+Out+Hood">$118 poorer</a> and 118% more likely to get beat up.<br /><br /><p><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_5KbL5Dhl3O7__BHjqrYjnaCarrPJ1h_tvc9fA4-gauncs80cme5H5eJbd9roJKzs4CDnHuGp8LRa-b9FqYv3xkeU7JKlLm5sYLoGg6nn39xZ3Pot6YDto77gT-aHYXtD20aQRdY7p6U/s1600/22186-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_5KbL5Dhl3O7__BHjqrYjnaCarrPJ1h_tvc9fA4-gauncs80cme5H5eJbd9roJKzs4CDnHuGp8LRa-b9FqYv3xkeU7JKlLm5sYLoGg6nn39xZ3Pot6YDto77gT-aHYXtD20aQRdY7p6U/s320/22186-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5542041195979286754" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFO0yal_OBlXrjK8w7CPYty-R21RANIiPvIFrSkBMwK_FOBQxmGkJKND7_X2b23GDFTY6BBcyGpjfXoPSQFoqz_fngEuSjNNxxCBwXw-pFrubakN4kMKcOEzNOQXGnJMZO-WNbKErTxGw/s1600/22186-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFO0yal_OBlXrjK8w7CPYty-R21RANIiPvIFrSkBMwK_FOBQxmGkJKND7_X2b23GDFTY6BBcyGpjfXoPSQFoqz_fngEuSjNNxxCBwXw-pFrubakN4kMKcOEzNOQXGnJMZO-WNbKErTxGw/s320/22186-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5542041348947615410" border="0" /></a><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-20493931600866815652010-10-23T22:16:00.000-07:002010-10-23T22:16:18.749-07:00Chuggs<a href="http://www.uggaustralia.com/images/jimmychoo/mainimage/3042-BLK_1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.uggaustralia.com/images/jimmychoo/mainimage/3042-BLK_1.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; height: 448px; width: 374px;" /></a><br />
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Full disclosure: we at VIYM are entirely against Uggs. There's almost nothing that makes us want to VIYM more than Uggs. When it came to our attention that there was a collab between Jimmy Choo and Ugg, we couldn't run to the toilet fast enough. We bring you...Chuggs. If we meet the person who gave Jimmy Choo a <a href="https://www.mybedazzler.com/" style="color: #660000;">Bedazzler</a>, we can't be responsible for what we might do.<br />
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The price on the craptastic and craftastic lovelies, above: almost $800. (but shipping is free!)<br />
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If you want your hideous dead-sheep <strike>slippers</strike> boots adorned with stars and fringe, or an animal print is more your speed, for under $600 you can grab yourself one of these:<br />
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Jimmy, you're making us hate you. We never thought that could happen. It makes us want to cry.<br />
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Wait, what's that? Burgundy patent pumps with an almond toe and subtle platform? Sigh. We forgive you.<br />
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<a href="http://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/95014/95014_in_l.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/95014/95014_in_l.jpg" style="height: 345px; width: 230px;" /></a>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-49186130094389545192010-10-02T21:54:00.000-07:002010-10-02T22:31:10.116-07:00Report: Fashion WeekThis post has nothing to do with "Fashion Week," whatever that is, we just wanted to pretend we were cool enough to give a crap. Enjoy the suckage spotted around the web.<br /><br />We admit; we just love Southwestern-themed clothing here. (That, and horses.) VIYMvalerie said of this Ralph Lauren sweater dress, "This makes me think some sad American Indian lost his smallpox-infested blanket, and then a rich white lady found it and turned into this ugly thing."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://polo.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPOLO2-7930602_standard_v330.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 330px; height: 350px;" src="http://polo.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPOLO2-7930602_standard_v330.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://polo.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPOLO2-7930602_alternate2_v330.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 330px; height: 350px;" src="http://polo.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPOLO2-7930602_alternate2_v330.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Let's leave the American Southwest and visit that country where old women wear fedoras and chew the leaves of the cocaine plant all day (from Ideeli):<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.icdn.ideeli.net/attachments/25963690/VOO-71bu-001-1_550x550.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 466px; height: 466px;" src="http://3.icdn.ideeli.net/attachments/25963690/VOO-71bu-001-1_550x550.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Forget cocaine, you'd have to be on crack to wear this gold lamé garbage bag (also from Ideeli)<br /><br /><a href="http://2.icdn.ideeli.net/attachments/26002330/VOO-71cy-001-1_550x550.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 465px; height: 465px;" src="http://2.icdn.ideeli.net/attachments/26002330/VOO-71cy-001-1_550x550.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Modcloth, home of many hits and misses, gives us this hideosity, the "Approaching Autumn" boot. Autumn saw it approaching, turned, and ran away, which could explain why it was 113 degrees in Los Angeles this week:<br /><br /><a href="http://static0.modcloth.com/productshots/0050/6380/18619-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 500px;" src="http://static0.modcloth.com/productshots/0050/6380/18619-1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Finally VIYMkatie spotted this Zac Posen clear vinyl belt, exclusively at Saks, which says a lot about the Saks buyers:<br /><br /><a href="http://images.saksfifthavenue.com/images/products/04/144/5187/0414451878826/0414451878826R_396x528.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 396px; height: 528px;" src="http://images.saksfifthavenue.com/images/products/04/144/5187/0414451878826/0414451878826R_396x528.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-14176031348094526642010-08-20T10:54:00.000-07:002010-08-20T10:58:22.822-07:00Anthropologie nails the 'poni'....to your sweater<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5SMHormvupZQNON_ZlNQHNA8PKdffD_qVfnMv6EjnbR6TzUsFP0bMgIClnUhCHHEa1MvifGfp5o2jP7s-ZhK_P-HoeEH24d0MgcKEOCTfEwjCu_jWVCVzEAsL_tbeOg7nsN2Y22UqYHM/s1600/19019116_006_b.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5SMHormvupZQNON_ZlNQHNA8PKdffD_qVfnMv6EjnbR6TzUsFP0bMgIClnUhCHHEa1MvifGfp5o2jP7s-ZhK_P-HoeEH24d0MgcKEOCTfEwjCu_jWVCVzEAsL_tbeOg7nsN2Y22UqYHM/s320/19019116_006_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507552043188708386" border="0" /></a>{Actual customer review}<br /><h6 style="font-weight: normal;font-family:times new roman;" class="uiStreamMessage" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span style="font-size:130%;">"I LUV PONIES!!!! i ride them every day. like EVERY DAY. and i bought this sweater for christmas for my 5 BFFS4L and we all wear them all the time whenever we have horseback riding parties and it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kewt and flattering and reminds me of my passion for horses and all things related. luv luv luv luv luv. EVERY GURL NEEDS 1 IN THEIR CLOSET"</span></h6>You heard it., folks....straight from the horse's mouth......ooooh zing!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/catalog/productdetail.jsp?subCategoryId=CLOTHES-SWEATERS-CARDIGANS&id=19019116&catId=CLOTHES-SWEATERS&pushId=CLOTHES-SWEATERS&popId=CLOTHES&sortProperties&navCount=385&navAction=top&fromCategoryPage=true&selectedProductSize&selectedProductSize1&color=006&colorName=LIGHT">Anthropologie 'Poni Sweater' $328</a> (but I've got a hunch it might be marked down eventually)Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-18080998488554470632010-08-09T13:40:00.000-07:002010-08-09T14:05:04.252-07:00Cri de Coeur Fall Preview<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://veggywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-08-at-1.17.22-PM.png"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 462px; height: 463px;" src="http://veggywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-08-at-1.17.22-PM.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Thanks be to <a style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);" href="http://veggywood.com/2010/08/09/cri-de-coeur-heart-of-darkness-fall-preview/">Veggywood</a><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span>for the sneak peek at Cri de Coeur's upcoming Fall line.<br /><br />We give mad props to this company for its dedication to eco-fashion, and we love that no animals are harmed in the pursuit of luxury. However, it's clear that "animal friendly" does not mean "cruelty free." Inflicting purple and leopard-print platform wedge disco booties on an unsuspecting consumer is nothing if not cruel.Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-75292381788546599632010-08-05T10:10:00.001-07:002010-08-05T10:13:48.169-07:00No. He's. NOT!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVbQ7aRu5ICY4KYDMuI3hbzr5a47g1qOfwKoPIT7fp-3L0ofDEC85tnWRuRy9lh8Y7T82ALR6hk_TIg6qfjxaRWZJeHey24PcFSjEAu2niFappG9tw_xwPivoZhyphenhyphenF10Vk04fm_C2DaTG0/s1600/rpat"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVbQ7aRu5ICY4KYDMuI3hbzr5a47g1qOfwKoPIT7fp-3L0ofDEC85tnWRuRy9lh8Y7T82ALR6hk_TIg6qfjxaRWZJeHey24PcFSjEAu2niFappG9tw_xwPivoZhyphenhyphenF10Vk04fm_C2DaTG0/s320/rpat" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501974573927370946" border="0" /></a><br />If ever I wanted to vomit in my mouth...it's now.<br />And that's all I have to say about that.<br /><br /><br />ps. Photo credit to <a href="http://roflrazzi.com/2010/08/04/celebrity-picutres-rob-pattinson-johnny-depp/">roflrazzi</a>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-6631843265384903552010-07-23T16:58:00.000-07:002010-07-23T17:14:25.087-07:00The Pedicure Boot<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://l3.zassets.com/images/z/1/1/2/1121378-p-DETAILED.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 240px;" src="http://l3.zassets.com/images/z/1/1/2/1121378-p-DETAILED.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />"Anonymous sources tell us this exquisite piece will cause captivating controversy."<br /><br />Costume National sandal boots, on sale for $378 (from $805) <a style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);" href="http://www.zappos.com/costume-national-12-45105-24001-nappa-col">here</a>.<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://l3.zassets.com/images/z/1/1/2/1121378-p-DETAILED.jpg"><br /></a><br /></div>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-27771427964036899532010-07-07T20:14:00.000-07:002010-07-07T20:20:38.733-07:00"Star Trek" "Fashion"Headbands are fun and they can enhance many a hair style. Modcloth says "You'll exhibit both good taste and high fashion when you wear this chic black headband with your evening gown and stilettos." Trust us - they cannot be trusted on this issue.<br /><br />Because if you decide to purchase this headband (<a href="http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Accessories/Elegance+in+Orbit+Headband">$79.99</a>)...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEh5-ulJJmJepEe5pHppPiB0pkvmg-fDE3KP3TFpx-RlfSDZ4y_8C2zzAuzIXc_32Nh57_boVeTt6N7iHt8S3GxyYM9apqpjuVxPA8c9VfIWrFMohoBFfifPBEYn6A5gMmFJQ_sSdNwHE/s1600/14535-1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEh5-ulJJmJepEe5pHppPiB0pkvmg-fDE3KP3TFpx-RlfSDZ4y_8C2zzAuzIXc_32Nh57_boVeTt6N7iHt8S3GxyYM9apqpjuVxPA8c9VfIWrFMohoBFfifPBEYn6A5gMmFJQ_sSdNwHE/s320/14535-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491369033627781858" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />...you may call to mind someone a bit outside the traditional fashion domain.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhhpXJtj5IFD2G-CdUFQFzThczO5ixZSKXX-s-kOlIfaCIgy51xyaBBgv1T6ukfw5-350kUIZ4-zHKzMtN1zjpEaob6WFE80hRUrE77s9589Jn4gXup7UtbFOIyEkUSNVKntEn-6uf5N0/s1600/lavar-burton.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhhpXJtj5IFD2G-CdUFQFzThczO5ixZSKXX-s-kOlIfaCIgy51xyaBBgv1T6ukfw5-350kUIZ4-zHKzMtN1zjpEaob6WFE80hRUrE77s9589Jn4gXup7UtbFOIyEkUSNVKntEn-6uf5N0/s320/lavar-burton.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491369191759983474" border="0" /></a><br />And, you know, that's your right, man. We just want you to know what you're getting yourself into.Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-1750474294785673982010-07-06T19:39:00.000-07:002010-07-06T20:01:30.986-07:00She's a Super Freak, Super Freak<div> </div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq7LBcnjT6fI0EU2PRS9kdd6FVpaaNOiKWyBhl6GB5GPmqPMpivQNzo9bwCzS-gXTu1bDNi3Dmb7GOCMSqQpCmIgnDndlO8MDb7RYmB1HaAlCS-38883c7HrCsCCsWDREhtKmmCTLfN5E/s1600/1fringe.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490991346146323154" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq7LBcnjT6fI0EU2PRS9kdd6FVpaaNOiKWyBhl6GB5GPmqPMpivQNzo9bwCzS-gXTu1bDNi3Dmb7GOCMSqQpCmIgnDndlO8MDb7RYmB1HaAlCS-38883c7HrCsCCsWDREhtKmmCTLfN5E/s320/1fringe.jpg" /></a></div><div> </div><div><br /></div><div>This saucy little outfit was actually Rick James' first choice for this album cover...</div><div><br /><br /> </div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVq4z_3ZpZGDxrIe0oFWzejvgGVrL67hdn6twdsXQm0nXEW1M4o797EbfhPmlaPX7cAMCLfe8nAs58kK1Al91kXLWh8trmF_NrmR_J7pt0jIJ4OhSE8Q1UVPS1yIi4Guc-n9x-oPIQg_I/s1600/1rickjames.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490991532358440706" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVq4z_3ZpZGDxrIe0oFWzejvgGVrL67hdn6twdsXQm0nXEW1M4o797EbfhPmlaPX7cAMCLfe8nAs58kK1Al91kXLWh8trmF_NrmR_J7pt0jIJ4OhSE8Q1UVPS1yIi4Guc-n9x-oPIQg_I/s320/1rickjames.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><div>...but he decided it wasn't shiny enough. You see, this D&G sweatshirt is comfy-cozy cotton/spandex with genuine leather trim. It was originally $380, but you can get it <a href="http://www.ideeli.com/events/20375/offers/338679/latest_view/364159">here</a> for a steal ($89)! </div><br /><div>And in case you get caught in the rain while leaning against a lamp post, it has a hood:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxN5PCCHZDmiGRJxY1MZInYJtA4YmzCgWa8R1SiUTrBAnRrU3rKZyyqhBHBA4aQcphGTPrbuvc2tRmm7cbetDj7c2k4YiVOKia-CWgUS7jt9ggly07Tre4DEPtaY5CwfzzEp-57VLiiPA/s1600/2fringe.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490993257070310322" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxN5PCCHZDmiGRJxY1MZInYJtA4YmzCgWa8R1SiUTrBAnRrU3rKZyyqhBHBA4aQcphGTPrbuvc2tRmm7cbetDj7c2k4YiVOKia-CWgUS7jt9ggly07Tre4DEPtaY5CwfzzEp-57VLiiPA/s320/2fringe.jpg" /></a></div><div></div><br /><div>(The pants wouldn't fit into over-the-knee boots, so don't even bother.)</div>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-76007514931769061602010-07-05T20:00:00.000-07:002010-07-05T20:00:03.367-07:00Ugly Shoe MondayThis week's ugly shoes are all courtesy of <a style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" href="http://www.modcloth.com/">Modcloth</a>. Apologies in advance.<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static0.modcloth.com/productshots/0041/0481/13410-1.jpg?e3c201eee2b5c3976024cd0125625cd24e6b06de"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 500px;" src="http://static0.modcloth.com/productshots/0041/0481/13410-1.jpg?e3c201eee2b5c3976024cd0125625cd24e6b06de" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Tapestry clog-style wedges, Jeffrey Campbell, $118 <a style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" href="http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Shoes/Wedges/Don+t+Shoe+Want+Me+Wedge">here</a>. These combine the iconic Beau Brummel paisley of the 1970s with a silhouette that evokes platform nurse's shoes.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static3.modcloth.com/productshots/0040/5879/13240-1x.jpg?e3c201eee2b5c3976024cd0125625cd24e6b06de"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 500px;" src="http://static3.modcloth.com/productshots/0040/5879/13240-1x.jpg?e3c201eee2b5c3976024cd0125625cd24e6b06de" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Open-toed bootie, Irregular Choice, $154, <a style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" href="http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/What+s+This+All+A+Boot+">here</a>. I can't do better than their own description: "We have to wonder which came first - the bootie, the platform, or the heel?" The rest of us are wondering why they decided to stock it at all.<br /><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static2.modcloth.com/productshots/0040/7577/13353-1.jpg?e3c201eee2b5c3976024cd0125625cd24e6b06de"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 500px;" src="http://static2.modcloth.com/productshots/0040/7577/13353-1.jpg?e3c201eee2b5c3976024cd0125625cd24e6b06de" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Striped sweater boots, $50, <a style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" href="http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Walking+on+Rainbows+Boot">here</a> (no designer will claim them). And now it's time for...shoe math!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.rainbowbrite.net/characters/rbsprinkcolor.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 204px; height: 257px;" src="http://www.rainbowbrite.net/characters/rbsprinkcolor.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nextstudent.com/student-loan-blog/photos/070910/images/523/282x425.aspx"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 175px; height: 262px;" src="http://www.nextstudent.com/student-loan-blog/photos/070910/images/523/282x425.aspx" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41mVGrrF8%2BL._AA300_.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 280px;" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41mVGrrF8%2BL._AA300_.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://slopemedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/img-thing.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 122px; height: 122px;" src="http://slopemedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/img-thing.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.modcloth.com/productshots/0040/7601/13353-5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 245px; height: 349px;" src="http://www.modcloth.com/productshots/0040/7601/13353-5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div><br /></div>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-25320387438499624222010-06-28T11:43:00.001-07:002010-06-28T11:43:26.269-07:00They said it, so I don't have to.<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h05ZQ7WHw8Y&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h05ZQ7WHw8Y&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-11108284073910919912010-06-27T15:57:00.000-07:002011-02-15T21:58:34.785-08:00Words escape me.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ9feahYd8TxIXmHVgiRP5j9Mf5HoBV6_r3NXBGmHwGqMiKAdWP9ry8wC9MSweKLD8nj0wikHOmCj3ekzXMJcegoS0pOxVv9kZvqKP03Osp9VckAQzTMm2184xp3SO7gwIAN9JvetGafA/s1600/MJ+Shorts.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487592693533595106" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ9feahYd8TxIXmHVgiRP5j9Mf5HoBV6_r3NXBGmHwGqMiKAdWP9ry8wC9MSweKLD8nj0wikHOmCj3ekzXMJcegoS0pOxVv9kZvqKP03Osp9VckAQzTMm2184xp3SO7gwIAN9JvetGafA/s320/MJ+Shorts.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 320px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 240px;" /></a><br />
Really, Marc, really?! I really don't know what to say.<br />
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<a href="http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3108488?cm_cat=datafeed&cm_pla=bags:women:handbag&cm_ite=marc_jacobs_%27stam_-_polished%27_quilted_satchel:300727_1&cm_ven=Froogle&GANTrackingID=nord_231517363">Stam</a> and I are going to go sob quietly in the corner now.<br />
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Should you want to make your hips bigger you can find these shorts <a href="http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=282574492703780&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446253018&R=436035657498&P_name=Marc+Jacobs&bmUID=1277679989712">here</a>. Tissues not included.Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-5679885197044661152010-06-21T08:21:00.000-07:002010-07-07T20:21:52.442-07:003/4 Length, 99% TransparencyThis is (allegedly) a "skirt" by Costume National, available at Yoox for the sale price of $151 (originally $253). In case you cannot tell from the photos, Yoox kindly informs us that it is unlined.<br /><br />I was hoping some insight about the designer would answer the WTF thought I had when I saw this. About the designer, Yoox says:<br /><blockquote>Ennio Capasa, Costume National’s designer, after graduating at the Accademia of Brera has been working together with Yohji Yamamoto. His essential and lean style has been defined “ A new cool and chich[sic] modernism” by the New York Times.</blockquote>"Chich," they say. Of course, I thought this was a typo for "chic", but then I consulted Urban Dictionary to be sure. Definition #5 is:<br /><blockquote>Verb. To do something to another person so horrible that they would in fact rather have a pineapple shoved up their anus.</blockquote>...and if you gave someone this skirt as a gift, "chich" may, in fact, be an appropriate descriptor.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_u1fTNwCDeFE85CHH0jT2OFSM8Axqx7tBbddPE7LngzGW2A1tZuPKK6j4uwuC6aaiESSLUYeFRXVUbFtLQqxofdcN3Chtqe42MJN5GzjYYqiB7gz6WvZAxBhpbEo2QECYM3kNr1XF0GI/s1600/Picture+7.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 245px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_u1fTNwCDeFE85CHH0jT2OFSM8Axqx7tBbddPE7LngzGW2A1tZuPKK6j4uwuC6aaiESSLUYeFRXVUbFtLQqxofdcN3Chtqe42MJN5GzjYYqiB7gz6WvZAxBhpbEo2QECYM3kNr1XF0GI/s320/Picture+7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485248950753248850" border="0" /></a><p><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc56HOyIyDJ_3ccO_TfmNU3XDo9rnn7UyHcSip5jza67xqTJ5GWlruyhaPXkoX4MfTH89REY99Rg2ctM8wNavtSpgDe_ve86mViuJuxK0EeFTjC7mC6cmSo_2j1fACpPo4rhtymGIRzDc/s1600/Picture+8.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc56HOyIyDJ_3ccO_TfmNU3XDo9rnn7UyHcSip5jza67xqTJ5GWlruyhaPXkoX4MfTH89REY99Rg2ctM8wNavtSpgDe_ve86mViuJuxK0EeFTjC7mC6cmSo_2j1fACpPo4rhtymGIRzDc/s320/Picture+8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485249020410009442" border="0" /></a><br /></p>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-16013946057785080912010-06-17T16:00:00.000-07:002010-06-17T16:14:15.491-07:00Giddyup!<div><div>Yee-haw!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNcGQEwj4yjTDkho-tK7HP7oMBPZUiox_pacHTLSuuSQ_fn13HfnsoyIkz_ZywGy4pAZyUGFdPSH_KUs0Y-awXImkRsQug2-tXmcJpDUf6GOGoiYao7M5uKCKKYexxnmMlr31Uk11kZLE/s1600/1horsebag.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 224px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483882057025378818" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNcGQEwj4yjTDkho-tK7HP7oMBPZUiox_pacHTLSuuSQ_fn13HfnsoyIkz_ZywGy4pAZyUGFdPSH_KUs0Y-awXImkRsQug2-tXmcJpDUf6GOGoiYao7M5uKCKKYexxnmMlr31Uk11kZLE/s320/1horsebag.jpg" /></a><br />My little pony, my little pony...<br /></div></div><br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq1kZDViSGcSSB8O9pr_3yyx6Qb8EUhD4-RGWACSxUql3y4kbdPhV4A9KGz0H3c0WCq6eplDBUKzaF9AMLFKI7-o9D4ZWwbcIIb1iMiOwZ3ElIPTaaDzbyipu3-qMbqCyZ6OenoxN6PoI/s1600/3horse.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 224px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483883062223398370" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq1kZDViSGcSSB8O9pr_3yyx6Qb8EUhD4-RGWACSxUql3y4kbdPhV4A9KGz0H3c0WCq6eplDBUKzaF9AMLFKI7-o9D4ZWwbcIIb1iMiOwZ3ElIPTaaDzbyipu3-qMbqCyZ6OenoxN6PoI/s320/3horse.jpg" /></a> </p><p>Sit! Stay! Good purse.</p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHiNrGrbeDWOrSywT_V1q2znfvu0cA0rvGz0iXnjdCtF2aBzEfyYBCb4eggOkuDBnRmmgcw1kQ75uRf73xaQhb0w7SeCEscpyq75Nw2Vm4QfGYli1QoV8JEYIJ4kdMiUGW7DMM-29pRsw/s1600/2horse.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 224px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483882578990878242" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHiNrGrbeDWOrSywT_V1q2znfvu0cA0rvGz0iXnjdCtF2aBzEfyYBCb4eggOkuDBnRmmgcw1kQ75uRf73xaQhb0w7SeCEscpyq75Nw2Vm4QfGYli1QoV8JEYIJ4kdMiUGW7DMM-29pRsw/s320/2horse.jpg" /></a> Don't fall for <a href="http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Accessories/Misty+of+Chic+oteague+Purse">their</a> lines and believe that "if you catch this creative carryall, it will make you a fashion legend!" Yes, you will become a legend. But people will laugh behind your back. Or neigh.Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-26312200563080309642010-06-16T14:11:00.000-07:002010-06-16T19:39:04.341-07:00God is watching you.......aaaand apparently the "god's eye" is somewhere between your cleavage and your belly button, and also trimmed with metal. I did not know this.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjusbAmFyE7gmpXyGEoq62hEtLfJ3nPqsgzZ6ZdpJf3lB_YK8Jv8bzJVmdUhfRU-ZCeXVCUcq5L5mSiQ-aNudTqsuu0c1dbnLoghnCT6tpBElrIzv96p9SGcd1IvNzLG6PP_qayAqLkhiE/s1600/dress.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjusbAmFyE7gmpXyGEoq62hEtLfJ3nPqsgzZ6ZdpJf3lB_YK8Jv8bzJVmdUhfRU-ZCeXVCUcq5L5mSiQ-aNudTqsuu0c1dbnLoghnCT6tpBElrIzv96p9SGcd1IvNzLG6PP_qayAqLkhiE/s320/dress.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483482551678311682" border="0" /></a><br />"<a href="http://needsupply.com/womens/dresses/god-s-eye-dress-1.html">God's Eye Dress" by Antics- On sale here for a holy $149.99</a><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6cE9WlpcyAduTDlyFYzSO3zxQj70mP6_X2SmVM7P-5m_U5RC9xUwuwipGDjRGCYCWLGarCKlxkRt0Rl4Wup0iXQLcKL2w3LKYhp0U0CHJFHxaN4JofDyPE3HFJj6WXAT2Q6gxtqeBEoA/s1600/dress2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6cE9WlpcyAduTDlyFYzSO3zxQj70mP6_X2SmVM7P-5m_U5RC9xUwuwipGDjRGCYCWLGarCKlxkRt0Rl4Wup0iXQLcKL2w3LKYhp0U0CHJFHxaN4JofDyPE3HFJj6WXAT2Q6gxtqeBEoA/s320/dress2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483560553672836322" /></a>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-85831981554515566092010-06-13T21:51:00.000-07:002010-06-14T06:24:19.701-07:00Blighty Whiteys<span style="font-family:arial;">Due to the possibly NSFW status of this item, we'll just link to it <a href=https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4PgXP17j7x5U8QDDvfo8urYn49a0jickn-Q1ZBfRzCpUcLO2HnxsHs9qwGs7SSa5f7TpdQI902eqxYRf9nEgDS7gpe-DwujBzJmrYxLn9EbafII3lskvOtLPJiQV0vovYZ5IV-2Mi7A/s1600/Picture+1.png>here</a> (see the original website </span><a style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" href="http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_SPM217612453P?prop17=shomer+The+%22Brief+Safe%22+Fake+Dirty+Underwear+Home+Safe+Missing+Partner+Products&keyword=shomer+the+%22brief+safe%22+fake+dirty+underwear+home+safe+missing+partner+products&sLevel=0&sid=comm_sears_productpg">here</a><span style="font-family:arial;">). </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">(Courtesy of </span><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.regretsy.com/">Regretsy</a><span style="font-family:arial;">, "Where DIY Meets WTF.")</span>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4530671729861063909.post-13966345635861229572010-06-13T21:17:00.000-07:002010-06-13T21:31:40.735-07:00Save a Horse; Ride a Designer<span style="font-family:arial;">Women who love horses have no shortage of fashion choices. The Brits have equestrian looks, and in the U.S. we have western styles.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">However, there is no country on Earth where these would be appropriate:</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.a.80spurple.com/shop/80spurple/images/products/274x411/made-me/mad_w_1013-2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 274px; height: 411px;" src="http://www.a.80spurple.com/shop/80spurple/images/products/274x411/made-me/mad_w_1013-2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.a.80spurple.com/shop/80spurple/images/products/274x411/made-me/mad_w_1013-4.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 274px; height: 411px;" src="http://www.a.80spurple.com/shop/80spurple/images/products/274x411/made-me/mad_w_1013-4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.a.80spurple.com/shop/80spurple/images/products/274x411/made-me/mad_w_1013-3.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 274px; height: 411px;" src="http://www.a.80spurple.com/shop/80spurple/images/products/274x411/made-me/mad_w_1013-3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Made Me Women's Horse Rider Leggings now can be yours for $40, 60% off the regular price of $102. </span>Critical Kittehshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09119924663810636772noreply@blogger.com0