They said it, so I don't have to.

Words escape me.

Really, Marc, really?! I really don't know what to say.

Stam and I are going to go sob quietly in the corner now.

Should you want to make your hips bigger you can find these shorts here. Tissues not included.

3/4 Length, 99% Transparency

This is (allegedly) a "skirt" by Costume National, available at Yoox for the sale price of $151 (originally $253). In case you cannot tell from the photos, Yoox kindly informs us that it is unlined.

I was hoping some insight about the designer would answer the WTF thought I had when I saw this. About the designer, Yoox says:

Ennio Capasa, Costume National’s designer, after graduating at the Accademia of Brera has been working together with Yohji Yamamoto. His essential and lean style has been defined “ A new cool and chich[sic] modernism” by the New York Times.

"Chich," they say. Of course, I thought this was a typo for "chic", but then I consulted Urban Dictionary to be sure. Definition #5 is:

Verb. To do something to another person so horrible that they would in fact rather have a pineapple shoved up their anus.

...and if you gave someone this skirt as a gift, "chich" may, in fact, be an appropriate descriptor.

Giddyup!

Yee-haw!
My little pony, my little pony...

Sit! Stay! Good purse.

Don't fall for their lines and believe that "if you catch this creative carryall, it will make you a fashion legend!" Yes, you will become a legend. But people will laugh behind your back. Or neigh.

God is watching you....

...aaaand apparently the "god's eye" is somewhere between your cleavage and your belly button, and also trimmed with metal. I did not know this.


"God's Eye Dress" by Antics- On sale here for a holy $149.99

Blighty Whiteys

Due to the possibly NSFW status of this item, we'll just link to it here (see the original website here).

(Courtesy of Regretsy, "Where DIY Meets WTF.")

Save a Horse; Ride a Designer

Women who love horses have no shortage of fashion choices. The Brits have equestrian looks, and in the U.S. we have western styles.

However, there is no country on Earth where these would be appropriate:



Made Me Women's Horse Rider Leggings now can be yours for $40, 60% off the regular price of $102.

Considering implants?

Before you make an appointment with a plastic surgeon, consider boosting your bust with all the crap you'd carry around, anyway!

Patty from Vallejo, CA says: "I wear mine everyday and stock it full of everything keys, lipstick, cash, atm, id, perfume, notepads, pen, and even my phone."

NotepadSSSS? Simply amazing.

Read more testimonials here.

Our first reader submission...

Dear Husband,

Our six year anniversary is coming up. If you get this for me I can't guarantee a seventh.

Anyone else think the fact that they couldn't even complete the back of the charm might say, "I love you....but not that much..."?
Available here

Thanks, Rene!

Cankles? No problem.

These sandals were fine... until they grew turtlenecks.

But, if you really want to cover up your ankles, or regrettable tattoos (got a dolphin, eh?), you can find them here.

Is prom season over?

Did I miss it? Am I too late?

Shoot! And this dress just went on sale here!