In case you can't see what we see, note the "molded toe" that makes you look like you have feet like Fred Flintstone. Or Shrek. Or that your shoes are two sizes to small, and you wore them in the rain.
But it's time again for shoe math!
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Toe Shoes from Hell
Normally we really like Vivienne Westwood. In this case, we'll make an exception.
In case you can't see what we see, note the "molded toe" that makes you look like you have feet like Fred Flintstone. Or Shrek. Or that your shoes are two sizes to small, and you wore them in the rain.
But it's time again for shoe math!
Get them here, for a mere $665. For gold, silver, and t-strap variations see here.
In case you can't see what we see, note the "molded toe" that makes you look like you have feet like Fred Flintstone. Or Shrek. Or that your shoes are two sizes to small, and you wore them in the rain.
But it's time again for shoe math!
The birds, the bees and the bears
Nature lovers: the "VeraMeat Hibernation Hump Ring" can be yours for just $68.
I hope he at least gave her flowers first.
Howling coyotes?
From the site: "As the moon comes out from behind the clouds and the coyotes begin to howl, grab your tambourine and slip into the Drums in the Wind Black Lace Pants to join the dancers around the blazing bonfire! Conjure the gypsy spirit with sheer flowing lace falling from a stretchy elastic waistband down to flared hems for a free-spirited look!" Currently unavailable here.
Courtesy of our correspondent VIYMalexis.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Stay away, Spring
We were looking forward to spring, until we saw these flamenco shorts. These will add camouflaging volume to your tummy and thighs, which I'm sure is just what you need, while leaving your fanny uncluttered so every ripple can show. We can appreciate a strategically placed ruffle, but this should be illegal.
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